Episode 414 Recap
Mar 16 2010

This week is the first of a two-part reunion episode hosted by the one, the only, Perez Hilton! He refers to the girls as "eight of the craziest bitches I have ever seen!" And from what we have seen this season, he is totally right. Amber starts the reunion with some big news: She’s preggers! And she proudly lifts up her dress to show us her 18-week plump belly. The four ‘survivors’ of the show, Kendra, Amber, Annie, and Lexie, start off by reviewing their road trip at the end of the season. They totally DITCHED Annie on this trip and you can tell by the tears in her eyes that she is still pretty upset about it. One thing that stuck out to me is that Lexie doesn’t act like a total moron. Is it possible she was fake the whole season? She had me fooled!

Next we welcome Kate whose hair was looking faker than ever! Oh god, I forgot how much I dislike this girl. However, this reunion episode gave her a chance to explain her mental and emotional exhaustion in the house, which caused her to be so cruel. I call FAKE, Kate.

Next we get the ‘self-proclaimed baddest bitch of them all,’ Natalie. Ohhhhhhh Natalie. This is when Perez whips out his water gun and explains that if anyone misbehaves he will not hesitate to use it. My favorite part? He tells Natalie that she most CERTAINLY does NOT run L.A., that no one knows her last name, and that he runs L.A. Natalie then reveals that there is a secret she and Kendra never revealed…Kendra had sex with Marcus. I’m a little confused -- didn’t we already assume that?

Then we get a video montage of Kate’s change from reliable friend to bad girl brat. It’s kind of hard to remember that she ever had friends, right? My favorite part is when Kate says she ‘never got sloppy drunk like everyone else in the house.’ Uhhhhh, what? You are so fake (and full of it), Kate! She must keep all this crap in her hair because it’s big and fake. In the VERY FIRST episode Kate binge eats hot dogs and pretends to give the wall art a blow job. She is even faker than ever and apparently learned nothing from the show. However, she does sum Natalie up pretty well: “You have NO money and you suck dick for the money you do have.” I think this is fairly accurate -- does anyone else agree? Annie then tries to say something nice about Natalie. I think Annie has reached a limit on her drama tolerance and is being very fake during the reunion in order to stay out of the line of fire.

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